Por hoje acabaram-se as bolas de berlim na Pastelaria

If you are reading this then this warning is for you.
Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second of your life.
Don’t you have other things to do?
Is your life so empty that you honestly can’t think of a better way to spend these moments?
Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all who claim it?
Do you read everything you’re supposed to read?
Do you think everything you’re supposed to think?
Buy what you’re told you should want?
Get out of your apartment.
Meet a member of the opposite sex.
Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation.
Quit your job.
Start a fight.
Prove you’re alive.
If you don’t claim your humanity you will become a statistic.
You have been warned… Tyler

5 comentários:

menina-alice disse...

"Quit your job.2

Isto é que era. O resto vinha por arrasto.

Eu já não perco tempo. Acho eu.

Anónimo disse...

lol parece um anúncio da vodafone.

Anónimo disse...

Confesso. Foi esta frase que me irritou:

"Get out of your apartment.
Meet a member of the opposite sex."

É que isto é muito fácil dizer!

margarete disse...

tb acho mal, porque é que tem de ser "opposite sex"? hein? hm? ora essa! :P

Ana Cristina Leonardo disse...

pronto, tá bem, mas eu só estava a citar o Clube de Combate...