13/11/07

Café Philo: a Alta-Filosofia Bebe-se na Pastelaria

The Philosophers' Drinking Song



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Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable.
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table.
David Hume could out-consume
Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel, [some versions have 'Schopenhauer and Hegel']
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.
There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya
'Bout the raising of the wrist.
Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed.
John Stuart Mill, of his own free will,

On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.
Plato, they say, could stick it away-

-Half a crate of whisky every day.
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle.

Hobbes was fond of his dram,
And René Descartes was a drunken fart.

'I drink, therefore I am.'
Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed,

A lovely little thinker,
But a bugger when he's pissed.

4 comentários:

linfoma_a-escrota disse...

ehehe tá lá, apesar de alcool ser uma droga terrivel e u mundo ja tinha avançado mais se eles tivessem mandado outra coisas, fez-me lembrar uma aula antiga do prado coelho que a passou tda a falar da sua vida boémia em paris e da vida sexual de kant, ninguém gustava, eu delirava, depois lá lia um poema de malraux no meio para desanuviar, as pessoas adoram dizer mal...



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Carreira disse...

SILÊNCIO CULPADO disse...
Perante uma grande sacanice que está a ser feita sobre alguns professores que não recebem vencimento,têm horários d e12 horas ou estão a recibos verdes sugere-se que todos os blogues publiquem a notícia que está no http://cegueiralusa.com

Milú disse...

Como as referências ao filósofo grego não podem deixar de me remeter para o Sócrates Lusitanus, transcrevo uma das entradas do Urban Dictionary para:

BUGGER
Technically means to sodomize, but most people use the word in a variety of situations, often without realizing the true meaning.


It is often considered these days to be more acceptable that the word 'fuck' (as long as you are not in the presence of anyone old enough to remember the actual meaning).

BUGGER! (when something goes wrong.)

Bugger-me! ('Well I'll be damned..')

Bugger THAT! (When you can't be bothered doing something.)

That bugger stole my Holden! (used to refer to a person in a derogatory manner.)

I decided to let the bugger enjoy it. (used in reference to a friend or someone you feel sorry for.)

I must've buggered that question.. (messed up)

Bugger-off! ('Get lost!')

ana cristina leonardo disse...

Milú, muito obrigada pelos acrescentos.